Massage Services

Also, nur Wissenschaftler haben sich als Sex bewährt, mit solchen Frauen wie Männer. Aber Sex mit einer emotional stabilen Person, die für seine Gefühle und Handlungen ist, kann leider nicht den hohen Planken-Set von Hysterical erreichen (es tut mir leid für die Direktheit).

Table Massage

  • In the home
  • 1 hour, 1.5 hour or 2 hour sessions

Client is disrobed to personal comfort level and draped with a sheet & blanket; massage oil or butter may be used

Equipment limitations:  Oakworks Nova LS2, 450 lb weight limit (Client + therapist pressure)

Massage Cupping

  • On the Table
  • Increasing blood flow and decreasing adhesions, or if tissue is too painful for normal pressures, i.e. fibromyalgia

Silicone cups are used to create a vacuum; best performed with massage oil

Equipment limitations:  Cannot be used over broken skin or varicose veins, or any circumstance where regular massage should not be done

Manual Lymph Drainage (MLD)


  • On The Table
  • 1 hour and 1.5 hour sessions

MLD is effective for post-injury or post-surgical edema, including cosmetic surgery, as well as fibromyalgia, migraines, lipedema, chronic fatigue syndrome and general detoxification.

Equipment limitations: Oakworks Portal Pro, 350 lb weight limit (Client + therapist pressure)

Chair Massage

  • Workplace or Event setting
  • 10, 15 or 30 minute sessions

Client is fully clothed and in a seated position; does not utilize massage oil or butter

Equipment limitations: Oakworks Portal Pro, 350 lb weight limit (Client + therapist pressure)

On The Table
1 hour $90
1.5 hours $135
2 hours $170
Contact me for details 832-458-1407
Massage Cupping, Gua Sha and Aromatherapy included
On the Chair

$90 / hour

Payment Options

All major credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, CashApp, Zelle and Indigo Gift Cards.

If you are an employer purchasing services for, or have a cost-sharing program with, your employees monthly billing and payment by check can be arranged.



All clients will be draped at all times. I will only uncover parts of the body I am working on excluding anything widely considered a ‘private part’.


If you need to cancel your appointment please text 832-458-1407 at least 24 hours before your scheduled appointment. If a cancellation is made with less than 24 hours until the scheduled session time there will be a $90 (1 hour) charge to be funded before rebooking.